Scotsmen and their kilts...(a joke)

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05-19-2015 | 12:11 AM

19bonestock88

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Scotsmen and their kilts...(a joke)

So, why do Scotsmen nearly always wear a kilt?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper at fifty paces!

05-21-2015 | 10:28 PM

spasm3

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oh thats bad!

05-21-2015 | 10:43 PM

Dave4422

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So that's why men don't wear wool boxers!

05-22-2015 | 11:09 PM

Rubehayseed

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Good one, Jerama!

05-23-2015 | 03:03 AM

derf

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welcome back Rube. How'd everything go down there?

05-23-2015 | 11:57 AM

Rubehayseed

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Doctors are very happy with the procedure and my mother-in-law is already at the rehab center getting her physical therapy. She's grumpy as hell, but looks 100% better than when we first got there. It's the first time in years I've seen her with color in her cheeks instead of being just pasty white. LOL She'll be fine in a few weeks and be able to kick *** and take names again. Thanks for asking, man.